(Source: kankonkine)
my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference call”
People who consistently write ” omg i love you so muchh omg 4ever and ever” to their boyfriend/girlfriend on facebook need to fucking stop. You have a cell phone, text them. And if you’re like Adam Levine, use a fucking payphone. Just get it off my newsfeed.
I never thought something so good would ever happen to me. Until I met you.
(Source: nguyenannamarie)
